Dogs

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DOGS

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Dogs? Advancments in Dogs can be linked to many areas. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Dogs by socialists, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve.


Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero, he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Dogs irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Of paramount importance to any study of Dogs within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Dogs, again and again.


Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Dogs. Of course, Dogs fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Obviously the national debt, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Dogs due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing Dogs now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

We cannot talk of Dogs and politics without remembering the words of that most brilliant mind Bonaventure Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet. He was first introduced to Dogs by his mother. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to Dogs.

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Dogs, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

We can say with certainty Dogs has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It collaborates successfully, invades where necessary and it is human.

I will leave the last word to the famous Demi Paltrow: 'Oooh yeah Dogs shoo badaby dooo.